20 Ways You Know You're a True Michigander
October 19 2016
Michiganders have a few undeniable identifying qualities. Whether you’re Michigan born and raised, or you’re just an enthusiastic Michigan-transplant, if you can say, “Yep, that’s me!” to any of the following on this list, your Michigan roots run deep.
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You know that you always have to dress in layers, because the weather changes from parka-and-snow boots to t-shirt-and-sandals in an afternoon.
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You know that there are only two seasons: Winter and Construction.
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Your 4th of July plans always involve a lake.
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You believe that Vernors is actually a cure-all home remedy.
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You show people where you live on your handy dandy hand-map.
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Taking a sick day on the first day of deer season isn’t frowned upon.
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Out-of-staters call your driving aggressive, you don’t understand how they get anywhere without going 80 mph on the highway.
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When the party’s getting slow you always chime in with, “How about a round of euchre?”
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You know that missing a turn isn’t that big a deal when there’s another Michigan left a few hundred feet ahead.
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You think tying a plastic sled to the back of a four-wheeler is some good, quality winter fun.
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All of your vacations can be summed up by saying, “We’re heading up north for the weekend.”
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You know the difference between Michigan State and University of Michigan, and you root for one of them, never the other.
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Unless the other is playing Ohio State, then you feel okay about rooting for your rival team and hoping they win against the Buckeyes.
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If the idea of hiking around a lake on an island in the middle of a larger lake doesn’t seem at all odd to you.
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You shop at Meijer at least semi-regularly.
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You make all company names possessive for no apparent reason, such as “Kroger’s.”
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You can swap venison into most beef-recipes and not realize the difference.
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You’ve used Canadian coins at the store and they’re always accepted.
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Both heat and A/C systems are not an optional feature in your home, and you often switch between them on any given day.
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The Pure Michigan radio commercials with Tim Allen make you tear up a bit every time, and you’re not ashamed of it.
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